As an Employee

	* the biggest motivation is salary
	* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
	* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
	* the greatest talent is "bodek boss"
	* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
	* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late
	* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away
	* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
	* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know
	* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
	* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another
	* the proudest thing is you sack your boss
	* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit
	* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, only this time more wisely."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall."

You know friends there are many famous people who succeeded after facing failure. Yes friends many successful people have failed many times before they reached their dreams. So don’t think that this is end of everything. Really failure is very normal and you know the most beneficial part of failure, it teaches us what should not be repeated next time.

Friends now have a glance on the famous ‘failures’ who succeeded.

Mahatma Gandhi

He was an average student in his childhood who can hardly managed to pass his exams. Yes friends Gandhiji passed his matriculation exam with difficulty and not only this even after completing his law , he failed at establishing his practice in Mumbai and was turned down for a part- time job as a high school teacher.

Rabindranath Tagore

This famous literature nobelist was started his education from home and even though he was sent to England for further study, but he dropped and didn’t complete his studies.

J.K Rowling

The writer of the famous book Harry Potter was rejected for her first book Harry potter and the philosopher’s stone by twelve publishers before Bloomsbury accepted it. The rest is now History.

Rajnikanth

He is supposedly the most paying actor in India. But this person worked many odd jobs, even as a bus conductor of Bangalore. He gave up his job and joined film industry. And after that there was no turning back.

Albert Einstein

When he was young, his parents thought he was mentally challenged. His grades in school were also very poor that a teacher asked him to quit. Now I don’t think that I need to tell much about this great scientist.

Thomas Edison

His teachers said he was "too stupid to learn anything." He was fired from his first two jobs for being "non-productive." As an inventor, Edison made 1,000 unsuccessful attempts at inventing the light bulb. When a reporter asked, "How did it feel to fail 1,000 times?" Edisonreplied, "I didn’t fail 1,000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1,000 steps."

Not only these people, there are many more great personalities like Leonardo da Vinci, Pablo Picasso, Alexander Graham bell, Tom Cruise, Walt Disney, Amitabh Bacchan, Dhirubhai Ambani, Bill Gates, who saw the light of success after overcoming from great darkness.

So, friends start your planning and find out the reason behind your failure.

And one thing always keep in mind that “failure is not opposite of success it is part of success.”

If u lose your mobile

If u lose your mobile in India, you can get it back

Got an interesting fact to share.. Nowadays each one of us carries Hi-Fi Mobile devices and always fears that it may be stolen.

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i.e. International Mobile Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!!!!!

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.

3. Note down this no anywhere but except in your mobile as this is the No.
,which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net

5. No need to go to police.

6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.

7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your No. is being changed.



If u lose your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.netwith the following Info:

Your name:
Address:
Phone model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No.:

Another remedy for BURNS

A young man sprinkling his lawn and bushes with pesticides wanted to check the contents of the barrel to see how much pesticide remained in it. He raised the cover and lit his lighter; the vapors inflamed and engulfed him. He jumped from his truck, screaming.

His neighbor came out of her house with a dozen eggs, yelling: "bring me some eggs!" She broke them, separating the whites from the yolks. The neighbor woman helped her to apply the whites on the young man's face. When the ambulance arrived and when the EMTs saw the young man, they asked who had done this. Everyone pointed to the lady in charge. They congratulated her and said: "You have saved his face." By the end of the summer, the young man brought the lady a bouquet of roses to thank her. His face was like a baby's skin.

Healing Miracle for burns:

Keep in mind this treatment of burns which is included in teaching beginner fireman this method. First aid consists to spraying cold water on the affected area until the heat is reduced and stops burning the layers of skin. Then, spread egg whites on the affected are.

One woman burned a large part of her hand with boiling water. In spite of the pain, she ran cold faucet water on her hand, separated 2 egg white from the yolks, beat them slightly and dipped her hand in the solution. The whites then dried and formed a protective layer.

She later learned that the egg white is a natural collagen and continued during at least one hour to apply layer upon layer of beaten egg white.

By afternoon she no longer felt any pain and the next day there was hardly a trace of the burn. 10 days later, no trace was left at all and her skin had regained its normal color. The burned area was totally regenerated thanks to the collagen in the egg whites, a placenta full of vitamins.

True & Fun

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
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GOD: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

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How Newton Died ?

He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Because He Couldn’t Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines!

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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...

So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.
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A Crazy fact of today’s generation:
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...

"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ...
Your Life May Be Worthless, But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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Imagine
U & me join NASA
After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA

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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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KNOWLEDGE IS AMUSING

[1] FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

[2] POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

[3] MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

[4] BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

[5] DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

[6] NEWS refers to information from Four directions
N, E, W, and S.

[7] AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

[8] QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..


[9] JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

[10] TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

[11] JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

[12] Coca-Cola was originally green.

[13] The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

[14] The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe

[15] The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

[16] TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

[17] Women BLINK nearly twice as much as men!!

[18] You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[19] It is impossible to lick your elbow.


[20] Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

[21] It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.

[22] The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

[23] Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.


Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

[24] What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

[25] A CROCODILE cannot stick its tongue out.

[26] A SNAIL can sleep for three years.

[27] All POLAR BEARS are left handed.

[28] BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.

[29] ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.

[30] In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.

[31] STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[32] The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[33] RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

[34] People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

[35] If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

So good to bless sneezing person.

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