As an Employee

	* the biggest motivation is salary
	* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
	* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
	* the greatest talent is "bodek boss"
	* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
	* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late
	* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away
	* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
	* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know
	* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
	* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another
	* the proudest thing is you sack your boss
	* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit
	* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

"Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, only this time more wisely."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall."

You know friends there are many famous people who succeeded after facing failure. Yes friends many successful people have failed many times before they reached their dreams. So don’t think that this is end of everything. Really failure is very normal and you know the most beneficial part of failure, it teaches us what should not be repeated next time.

Friends now have a glance on the famous ‘failures’ who succeeded.

Mahatma Gandhi

He was an average student in his childhood who can hardly managed to pass his exams. Yes friends Gandhiji passed his matriculation exam with difficulty and not only this even after completing his law , he failed at establishing his practice in Mumbai and was turned down for a part- time job as a high school teacher.

Rabindranath Tagore

This famous literature nobelist was started his education from home and even though he was sent to England for further study, but he dropped and didn’t complete his studies.

J.K Rowling

The writer of the famous book Harry Potter was rejected for her first book Harry potter and the philosopher’s stone by twelve publishers before Bloomsbury accepted it. The rest is now History.

Rajnikanth

He is supposedly the most paying actor in India. But this person worked many odd jobs, even as a bus conductor of Bangalore. He gave up his job and joined film industry. And after that there was no turning back.

Albert Einstein

When he was young, his parents thought he was mentally challenged. His grades in school were also very poor that a teacher asked him to quit. Now I don’t think that I need to tell much about this great scientist.

Thomas Edison

His teachers said he was "too stupid to learn anything." He was fired from his first two jobs for being "non-productive." As an inventor, Edison made 1,000 unsuccessful attempts at inventing the light bulb. When a reporter asked, "How did it feel to fail 1,000 times?" Edisonreplied, "I didn’t fail 1,000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1,000 steps."

Not only these people, there are many more great personalities like Leonardo da Vinci, Pablo Picasso, Alexander Graham bell, Tom Cruise, Walt Disney, Amitabh Bacchan, Dhirubhai Ambani, Bill Gates, who saw the light of success after overcoming from great darkness.

So, friends start your planning and find out the reason behind your failure.

And one thing always keep in mind that “failure is not opposite of success it is part of success.”

If u lose your mobile

If u lose your mobile in India, you can get it back

Got an interesting fact to share.. Nowadays each one of us carries Hi-Fi Mobile devices and always fears that it may be stolen.

Each mobile carries a unique IMEI i.e. International Mobile Identity No which can be used to track your mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!!!!!

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.

3. Note down this no anywhere but except in your mobile as this is the No.
,which will help trace your mobile in case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net

5. No need to go to police.

6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs via a complex system of GPRS and internet.

7. You will find where your hand set is being operated even in case your No. is being changed.



If u lose your mobile, send an e-mail to cop@vsnl.netwith the following Info:

Your name:
Address:
Phone model:
Make:
Last used No.:
E-mail for communication:
Missed date:
IMEI No.:

Another remedy for BURNS

A young man sprinkling his lawn and bushes with pesticides wanted to check the contents of the barrel to see how much pesticide remained in it. He raised the cover and lit his lighter; the vapors inflamed and engulfed him. He jumped from his truck, screaming.

His neighbor came out of her house with a dozen eggs, yelling: "bring me some eggs!" She broke them, separating the whites from the yolks. The neighbor woman helped her to apply the whites on the young man's face. When the ambulance arrived and when the EMTs saw the young man, they asked who had done this. Everyone pointed to the lady in charge. They congratulated her and said: "You have saved his face." By the end of the summer, the young man brought the lady a bouquet of roses to thank her. His face was like a baby's skin.

Healing Miracle for burns:

Keep in mind this treatment of burns which is included in teaching beginner fireman this method. First aid consists to spraying cold water on the affected area until the heat is reduced and stops burning the layers of skin. Then, spread egg whites on the affected are.

One woman burned a large part of her hand with boiling water. In spite of the pain, she ran cold faucet water on her hand, separated 2 egg white from the yolks, beat them slightly and dipped her hand in the solution. The whites then dried and formed a protective layer.

She later learned that the egg white is a natural collagen and continued during at least one hour to apply layer upon layer of beaten egg white.

By afternoon she no longer felt any pain and the next day there was hardly a trace of the burn. 10 days later, no trace was left at all and her skin had regained its normal color. The burned area was totally regenerated thanks to the collagen in the egg whites, a placenta full of vitamins.

True & Fun

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
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GOD: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

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How Newton Died ?

He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Because He Couldn’t Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines!

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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...

So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.
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A Crazy fact of today’s generation:
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...

"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ...
Your Life May Be Worthless, But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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Imagine
U & me join NASA
After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA

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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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KNOWLEDGE IS AMUSING

[1] FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

[2] POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

[3] MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

[4] BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

[5] DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

[6] NEWS refers to information from Four directions
N, E, W, and S.

[7] AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

[8] QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..


[9] JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

[10] TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

[11] JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

[12] Coca-Cola was originally green.

[13] The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

[14] The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe

[15] The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

[16] TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

[17] Women BLINK nearly twice as much as men!!

[18] You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[19] It is impossible to lick your elbow.


[20] Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

[21] It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.

[22] The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

[23] Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.


Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

[24] What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

[25] A CROCODILE cannot stick its tongue out.

[26] A SNAIL can sleep for three years.

[27] All POLAR BEARS are left handed.

[28] BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.

[29] ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.

[30] In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.

[31] STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[32] The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[33] RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

[34] People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

[35] If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

So good to bless sneezing person.

Type anything in that book, it will reply.

Visit the link - Type your question on the book - it
will reply. Type on the right side where you can see
the cursor.
Make sure you type the correct words and do not make
spelling mistakes... too good!!!!

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1

The Year 2038 Problem : Test it now. Steps...

This is just for For Your Information only. Please Don't try this. This is true and if you do this then your network based applications will not work.

The Year 2038 Problem : Test it now.
Steps...

1. login to yahoo messenger
2. send instant message to anyone - fine its working...
3. now, change ur system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above
4. Confirm weather ur date is changed
5. again send instant message to anyone...

Your YM crahes....

* * * YES ALL NETWORK BASED APPLICATION WILL NOT WORK NOW * * *

Why..... What is it?

Starting at GMT 03:14:07, Tuesday, January 19, 2038, It is expected to see lots of systems around the world breaking magnificently: satellites falling out of orbit, massive power outages (like the 2003
North American blackout), hospital life support system failures, phone system interruptions, banking errors, etc. One second after this critical second, many of these systems will have wildly inaccurate date settings, producing all kinds of unpredictable consequences. In short, many of the dire predictions for the year
2000 are much more likely to actually occur in the year 2038! Consider the year 2000 just a dry run. In case you think we can sit on this issue for another 30 years before addressing it, consider that reports of temporal echoes of the 2038 problem are already starting to appear in future date calculations for mortgages and vital statistics!

In the first month of the year 2038 C.E. many computers will encounter a date-related bug in their operating systems and/or in the applications they run. This can result in incorrect and wildly inaccurate dates being reported by the operating system and/or applications. The effect of this bug is hard to predict, because many applications are not prepared for the resulting "skip" in reported time anywhere from 1901 to a "broken record" repeat of the reported time at the second the bug occurs. Also, may make some small
adjustment to the actual time the bug expresses itself. This bug to cause serious problems on many platforms, especially Unix and Unix- like platforms, because these systems will "run out of time".

What causes it?

Time_t is a data type used by C and C++ programs to represent dates and times internally. (Windows programmers out there might also recognize it as the basis for the CTime and CTimeSpan classes in MFC.) time_t is actually just an integer, a whole number, that counts
the number of seconds since January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM Greenwich Mean Time. A time_t value of 0 would be 12:00:00 AM (exactly midnight) 1-Jan-1970, a time_t value of 1 would be 12:00:01 AM (one second after midnight) 1-Jan-1970, etc.. some example times and their
exact time_t representations:
Date & time time_t representation

1-Jan-1970, 12:00:00 AM GMT 0
1-Jan-1970, 12:01:00 AM GMT 60
1-Jan-1970, 01:00:00 AM GMT 3 600
2-Jan-1970, 12:00:00 AM GMT 86 400
1-Jan-1971, 12:00:00 AM GMT 31 536 000
1-Jan-1972, 12:00:00 AM GMT 63 072 000
1-Jan-2038, 12:00:00 AM GMT 2 145 916 800
19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM GMT 2 147 483 647

By the year 2038, the time_t representation for the current time will be over 2 140 000 000. And that's the problem. A modern 32-bit computer stores a "signed integer" data type, such as time_t, in 32 bits. The first of these bits is used for the positive/negative sign of the integer, while the remaining 31 bits are used to store the number itself.

The highest number these 31 data bits can store works out to exactly 2147 483 647. A time_t value of this exact number, 2 147 483 647, represents January 19, 2038, at 7 seconds past 3:14 AM Greenwich Mean Time. So, at3:14:07 AM GMT on that fateful day, every time_t used in
a 32-bit C or C++ program will reach its upper limit.

One second later, on 19-January-2038 at 3:14:08 AM GMT, disaster strikes.

When a signed integer reaches its maximum value and then gets incremented, it wraps around to its lowest possible negative value. This means a 32-bit signed integer, such as a time_t, set to its maximum value of 2 147483 647 and then incremented by 1, will become - 2 147 483 648.

Note that "-" sign at the beginning of this large number. A time_t value of -2 147 483 648 would represent December 13, 1901 at 8:45:52 PM GMT.

So, if all goes normally, 19-January-2038 will suddenly become 13- December-1901 in every time_t across the globe, and every date calculation based on this figure will go haywire. And it gets worse. Most of the support functions that use the time_t data type cannot handle negative time_t values at all. They simply fail and return an error code.

DO YOU KNOW?

1. Ants don't sleep.
2. Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
3. A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.
4. The mouse is the most common mammal in the US.
5. A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.
6. A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
7. The Canary Islands were not named for a bird called a canary. They were named after a breed of large dogs. The Latin name was Canariae insulae - "Island of Dogs."
8. There are 701 types of pure breed dogs.
9. A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel.
10. Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.
11. A baby bat is called a pup.
12. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
13. A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.
14. It takes 35 to 65 minks to produce the average mink coat. The numbers for other types of fur coats are: beaver - 15; fox - 15 to 25; ermine - 150; chinchilla - 60 to 100.
15. The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.
16. The biggest pig in recorded history was Big Boy of Black Mountain, North Carolina, who was weighed at 1,904 pounds in 1939.
17. Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound.
18. A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.
19. Pigs, walruses and light-colored horses can be sunburned.
20. Snakes are immune to their own poison.
21. An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
22. Cats have more than one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
23. The biggest member of the cat family is the male lion, which weighs 528 pounds (240 kilograms).
24. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
25. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
26. Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats.
27. A shrimp's heart is in their head.
28. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
29. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
30. The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
31. A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.
32. It may take longer than two days for a chick to break out of its shell.
33. Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph.
34. Despite man's fear and hatred of the wolf, it has not ever been proved that a non-rabid wolf ever attacked a human.
35. There are more than 100 million dogs and cats in the United States.
36. Americans spend more than 5.4 billion dollars on their pets each year.
37. Cat's urine glows under a black light.
38. The largest cockroach on record is one measured at 3.81 inches in length.
39. It is estimated that a single toad may catch and eat as many as 10,000 insects in the course of a summer.
40. Amphibians eyes come in a variety shapes and sizes. Some even have square or heart-shaped pupils.
41. It would require an average of 18 hummingbirds to weigh in at 1 ounce.
42. Dogs that do not tolerate small children well are the St. Bernard, the Old English sheep dog, the Alaskan malamute, the bull terrier, and the toy poodle.
43. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of earth in a day.
44. Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away.
45. A quarter of the horses in the US died of a vast virus epidemic in 1872.
46. The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.
    There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard. A capon is a castrated rooster.
47. The world's largest rodent is the Capybara. An Amazon water hog that looks like a guinea pig, it can weigh more than 100 pounds.
48. The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
49. The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds that cannot walk.
50. The poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh cut cucumbers.
51. A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.
52. Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.
53. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
54. Cheetahs make a chirping sound that is much like a bird's chirp or a dog's yelp. The sound is so an intense, it can be heard a mile away.
55. The underside of a horse's hoof is called a frog. The frog peels off several times a year with new growth.
56. The bloodhound is the only animal whose evidence is admissible in an American court. 98% of brown bears in the United States are in Alaska.
57. Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.
58. The Barbie doll has more than 80 careers.
59. To make one pound of whole milk cheese, 10 pounds of whole milk is needed.
60. 99% of pumpkins that are sold for decoration.
61. Every 30 seconds a house fire doubles in size.
62. The month of December is the most popular month for weddings in the Philippines.
63. A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.
64. Carbon monoxide can kill a person in less than 15 minutes.
65. The largest ever hailstone weighed over 1kg and fell in Bangladesh in 1986.
66. Ants can live up to 16 years.
67. In Belgium, there is a museum that is just for strawberries.
68. The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog's.
69. Popped popcorn should be stored in the freezer or refrigerator as this way it can stay crunchy for up to three weeks.
70. Coca-Cola was originally green.
71. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
72. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start
    with.
73. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
74. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
    one row ! of the keyboard.
75. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
76. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
77. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
78. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
    stops for a millisecond.
79. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
80. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
81. tongue twister in the English language.
82. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a
    sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
83. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
    Spades - King David
    Clubs - Alexander the Great,
    Hearts - Charlemagne
    Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
    
84. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
85. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the
    air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air,
    the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
    all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
86. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
    printers all have in common?
    Ans. - All invented by women.
    Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
    Ans. - HoneY.
    A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
    A snail can sleep for three years.
    All polar bears are left handed.
87. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each
    salad served in first-class.
88. Butterflies taste with their feet.
89. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
90. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
91. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
92. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
93. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
94. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
95. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
96. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
    squirt blood 30 feet.
97. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear
    by 700 times.
98. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
99. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
100. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

Quite useful and interesting… Really interesting

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in??????

Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym
Ajax ,

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO

Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS

ADIDAS- "ADIDAS" is All Day I Dream About Sports..

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

Satellite Television Asian Region

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India "

6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?

A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal
dozen

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

That match was abandoned after the ppl heard the news of indira gandhi
being killed..?

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two
different countries?

Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for
Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar Bangla)

9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive?

Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you',

10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa

11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th??

South Korea

12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007???


'cause 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known
during the cold war) ??

13. who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

Geoffrey Boycott

14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
International cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?

John Traicos

15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham
Lincoln

16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only
one country (other than Vatican )?

Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa .

17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed

Polo is not allowed to be played in Southpaw fashion.