Saturday, August 20, 2011

As an Employee







* the biggest motivation is salary





* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment





* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment





* the greatest talent is "bodek boss"





* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss





* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late





* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away





* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss





* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know





* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy





* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another





* the proudest thing is you sack your boss





* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit





* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

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