True & Fun

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study.
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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!
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GOD: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL: I Can’t Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don’t Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!

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How Newton Died ?

He died After seen South Indian Movies..
Because He Couldn’t Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics which He Made...
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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines!

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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...

So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.
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A Crazy fact of today’s generation:
Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!

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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...

"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ...
Your Life May Be Worthless, But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"
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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

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Imagine
U & me join NASA
After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA

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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And
The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts
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